church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

Naked

The action or state of being without, or lacking clothing. Usually showing bodily parts considered private, ie: Booty VaginaPenisBoobs. Women can use this state to control men or be in a state of embarrassment enf.

I watched as my girlfriend got completely naked in the shower.
I blushed as my classmates saw my naked ass.

by Johan Regus June 10, 2018

bitchin naked

Nice body that is naked.

Has the right curves. Just nice to look with out clothes on.

She was so hat with her clothes off , she was bitchin naked bro!

by Slash69 March 4, 2017

Does Lady Gaga Get Naked in the Joker Sequel

My next Google search... I heard it bombed. I heard it got thrashed in the reviews. Disappointing.

Hym "Does Lady Gaga get naked in the Joker sequel..........? *Sigh* It doesn't say... Damn..."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Naked Bush Dog

Another term for a male phallus/penis/member.

"Hey girl, you wanna see my naked bush dog?"

by Black Prophet October 31, 2021

Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.

Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins

by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007

Naked Scorpion

A scorpion fall but naked and done intentionally

He was trying to impress her with the naked scorpion.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025