Mustafacan

SEXY , GETS ALL THE GYALS, LOVES TO FUCK, CHILL DON , most common name in turkey or cyprus, LOVES VIOLATING WHOEVER HE SEES

Get out of the way before mustafacan violates

by Mustafacan December 15, 2020

knuckle mustard

A fluid like substance originating from the penis of a overly tall half asian male.

Yo Chris you just got knuckle mustard all over Jonny's butt pussy.

by The Punanilope September 14, 2007

chunky mustard

n. noun. Adjective.weed some good weed, not the stuff you bum off of your friends weed you smoke to achive a perfect high, delving into a Katt Williams Philosophy that once in your system nothing matters, almost always kush weed

man gone off collard greens and chunky mustard!
this is thicker then some chunky mustard

....what?

by Elkdog June 30, 2009

rasputin mustache

the act of shaving a wild squirrel, rubbing it down with vasoline and inserting into the anus then taking the squirrel clippings and pasting them on your upper lip.

i was so drunk at the zoo last week i gave myself a rasputin mustache

by the big delicious May 31, 2010

flesh mustache

When you flop your dick over a girl's upper lip horizontally giving the appearance that they have a flesh colored mustache.

EmBubba laughed when Jimbo whipped out his pecker and approached her face to give her a flesh mustache.

by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010

sharpening my mustache

Smoking weed

I have been caught sharpening my mustache in college.

by Joesippy November 12, 2014

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003