by Weenislord23 November 29, 2016
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Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
by Muffin twin January 1, 2019
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Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?
Because that pussy is always so wet!
Because that pussy is always so wet!
by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017
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A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
by ceck0face July 9, 2006
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