by Emily Bean September 15, 2014
Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
by Muffin twin January 01, 2019
Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014
For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
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-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
by sweetpenguins December 10, 2010
Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."
A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
by ceck0face July 09, 2006