morning munchies

when you wake up early in the morning, eat practically everything in your fridge, & then pass back out only to repeat the steps again . happens usually after a long night of partying, or just staying awake .

bob: damn man, i was up all last night studying for my final exam & i woke up at 5am with the morning munchies!

billy: me too dude! *high five*

by DrPepperMadness May 8, 2011

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014

Mid-Morning Break

That unique moment of the morning when the sun tilts just right and your gut begins to make putty of recently digested food, hopefully resulting in a deposit into the nearest toilet.

Matt was about to deliver the punch line to a highly hilarious joke when he was interrupted by a mid-morning break.

by notunh February 6, 2010

good morning god bless

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

"Don't bother me right now, I'm having a good morning god bless. Thanks."

by judebrewer May 23, 2018

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004

morning bean

The act of licking pussy in the morning.

I woke up with a woody anf had some morning bean.

by Dan from Cape May December 14, 2008