mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

by vive cuervo February 7, 2009

Mall Monkeys

The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.

hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!

by mallmonkey October 4, 2003

monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

jalapeno monkey

The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.

Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!

by Twish September 16, 2007

monkey-hole

Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)

No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole.

by quonsar the magnificent November 9, 2003

monkey dump

Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.

I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.

by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003

Trough monkey

a female (or male) that resides in male urinals,whos sole purpose is to suck the remaning urine out of a males dick after pissing.

that narina girl is a trough monkey

by Roach1 September 30, 2005