Moist

An amazing word that can be used to describe anything. The real definition means humid or damp but really it's so much more. You can put moist in almost any sentence you can think of.

That cake's so hecking moist.

by Moist420 April 29, 2019

Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least

Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us

by Moist Jeb May 9, 2019

Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.

"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."

by 92490sw May 17, 2019

Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 17, 2019

moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Moist Forrest

When a girls bush is wet from when she squirts

My girls moist Forrest felt nice

by Fun New Words July 8, 2019

Moistache

The residue that is left on an upper lip after performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, I just that stupid hot girl from work out on a date and she gave me a moistache!

by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019