Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018

Marco Mathers

Father of André Filipe

Marco Mathers is your father filho da puta.

by CrackedCricket February 3, 2018

bethany masters

A Bethany Masters is smart, beautiful and intelligent. She will have your back to the very end and be your best friend. She is incredibly loving and you'll know you she loves you by the way she looks at you and how close you are to her.

P1- Have you seen the way Bethany Masters looks at me?
P2- Yea that means she likes you
P1- Really?
P2- Yea you should talk to her

by Brooklyn1001 February 15, 2018

Breast Matter

Soy, typically found in Luna Bars

Hey the breast matter in that Luna bar will make your breasts vulumptuous

by The Duck Collector May 11, 2018

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018

Ken Masters

Complete homosexual.

That’s surprising, didn’t realize He was Ken Masters.

by Iroquoi Pliskin November 22, 2018