Matthew kidwell

My best brother and a fucking idiot

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂

by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019

matthew treffers

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.

Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!

by M_ichaelia85 March 21, 2019

matthew sargent

Gazebo

Matthew sargent means idiot/gazedo

by Gazebo/idiot April 4, 2019

Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

by evillweevil July 13, 2019

Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

matthew john adams

has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!

by ooflmao January 16, 2020

matthew furman

A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.

We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.

To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!

“Hi Matthew Furman. I like you”

“Sorry that can’t happen in drowning in hoes and bitches”

by The lil boy 7 July 9, 2020