Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013

Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

Masked Man

Masked man is a character from the hit game mother 3

Person 1: OMG THE MASKED MAN IS-
Person 2: no spoilers dude

by SnickerdoodleL October 22, 2023

subcritical mask

The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone

Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily

by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023

New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

Gladiator Mask

Make a pistol gesture on your hand and try to mask
Put it on your nose and make sure you have wide vision

Golazooooooo it’s Paulo Dybala!!!! Score amazing 35 yard free kick against Lazio! He did the Gladiator Mask in front of Lazio fans in the last minute of 90+4 in a 4-3, crazy comeback and, it’s incredible! Three points for Juventus. Undefeated.

by Dickdicok May 2, 2023

Mask Fishing

Something that conventionally unattractive people use to hide themselves from the general public. These people may not be as pretty as they seem, but until they take of the mask, you’ll never see it coming.

“Gosh, dude, when I brought he back from the bar and she took off her mask, she was the ugliest girl I’d ever laid my eyes on!”

“Yeah, she was probably mask fishing”

by sub_urban_get_it May 4, 2023