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Vaj Monster

The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.
HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!
by Talbot a. Sanders February 18, 2009
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like monster

An unusual person who likes things you put on facebook, and may or may not make you uncomfortable. If you're okay with it, then probably the term is used endearingly, otherwise it's used when full of hate. It's sort of like calling someone a tickle monster.
Stacy liked all my pictures of me and my cat
Awwh what a like monster!

Bob from work liked the picture of my cat...
Seriously?! WHAT A LIKE MONSTER.
by evanhasmachines December 11, 2011
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Sleeve Monster

Someone who is able to tear the sleeves off a shirt with ease, grace, and power.
"I wish I could show off my massive biceps but these sleeves keep covering the goods."

"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"
by Sharkbait22 March 28, 2015
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feed the monster

When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.
You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.
by twist_of_lime_with_salt January 7, 2016
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monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.
Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".
by nar August 26, 2014
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Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.
a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009
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pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.
J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.
by jason October 16, 2003
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