shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

by ur sexual dad March 16, 2022

mother fucking

Quite probably the only two words in Samuel L Jackson's Vocabulary.

Sameul L Jackson: Mother fucking mother fucker! Fuck a mother fucking mother fucker.

by starky August 18, 2006

motherfucking princess

The one and only girl in a guy's life. Does not necessarily imply a bitch or a girl of high maintenance. Referenced in the pop song "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne.

Yeah, she's his motherfucking princess!

by JRRL August 10, 2007

Mother Russia

A cocktail similar to a "White Russian" using breast milk instead of cream.

Mother Russia is a cocktail consisting of

* 1 oz. Vodka
* 0.5 oz. Coffee Liqueur
* 2 oz. Breast Milk
* 1 sprinkle(s) nutmeg

by Mother's Milker November 24, 2009

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

by scass May 18, 2010

Heartless bastard motherfucker

This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!

Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'

Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'

by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

Motherhoohaw

A polite way of saying 'motherfucker', with the derogatory connotation added to it. Can be used in multiple situations, like frustrating moments or to describe somebody who you don't particularly like.

One bangs their knee on the table.

'OH MOTHERHOOHAW'

'So, are you handing in that essay tomorrow?'

'Hell no, I'll do it in my own time, motherhoohaw!'

by poppyseedishful August 20, 2011