Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

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Milf

An old woman, mostly between 40-55 that prefers to have sex with young men between 18 and 23

Damn! Those milfs are horny as hell!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

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Mildred rawlinson

A spazmoid who dad is jake Paul and has a twin called Simon who got sloppy seconds and is jaeden leiberheber's g

Person: I just saw a Mildred rawlinson dabbing on the haters

by Riceaveryle October 3, 2017

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Mildred Ratched

Literally became a gaycon ever since Ratched (on Netflix) came out this year and we heard news Sarah Paulson was playing her. Pretty much lady macbeth but a lesbian? Although now you think about it... she's also a crazy bitch who gets upset when you eat her peach.

Person 1: Hey, do you know who Mildred Ratched is?
Person 2: Think so. That girl from "One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest", right?
Person 1: Well, kind of.
Person 3: Why the fuck did you ask?

by winchester-uris September 30, 2020

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femboy milf

Femboy milfs are people who are biologically female or male, but also show characteristics of the opposite. Like a biological female with male characters or a biological male with female characters. And they’re also a milf…showing milf characteristics and is a mother to everyone which also feeds their mommy issues.

Adrian: bro they’re sooo hot. But i don’t know their gender and how old they are??
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT

by ItsSarahcha February 26, 2022

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