Dura-Flame Log

Taking a crap on a your partners chest and sticking in a lit sparkler.

I set off the fire alarm last night when I gave her a Dura-Flame Log.

by 3219 March 21, 2010

underwater log cabin

A symetric pile of poop formed in the shape of a small cabin resting under water at the bottom of a toilet.

Dude! Come check out the underwater log cabin I just built!

by Captain Cox May 18, 2006

A Knott's Log Ride

Riding the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.

On New Year's Eve Batman cried as he was forced to endure a Knott's Log Ride.

by Ryan James Brown January 11, 2007

German Log Ride

The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.

The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.

by Evil swiss Cheese March 22, 2009

Lincolin log poopy

A poop that floats above the water in the toliet and releases a large ammount of stench.
You create a lincolin log poopy by layering the toilet water with tolet paper and then taking a shit in a log form and it will become supported by the toilet water and poke out of the toilet.

"Hey man look at that lincolin log poopy I left in that stall."

by Phill De Conick March 18, 2005

Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.

I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.

by ImanAzol December 23, 2016

log cabin

An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.

Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"

by Goatlips July 23, 2008