by your mother's mother's mother March 24, 2009
Get the dark light mug.A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
by paul walters (717) March 25, 2010
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by sloth96cky January 22, 2009
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Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.
by Beerman September 22, 2003
Get the Coors Light mug.Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
by Niemico October 4, 2009
Get the Traffic light system mug.The lone white guy in the 100 meter sprint gave himself some good luck by using a Jamacian Light Bulb. But of course, he finished in dead last even with a headstart.
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by crazedrager July 19, 2009
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