spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.

He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.

by bob3_9 June 12, 2011

Lab Licker

The female equivalent of "Poll Smoker".

A woman or man who eats pussy or performs oral sex on a woman with great enjoyment.

I ate Tina's pussy so well, I bet she is thinking I was a lesbian lab licker in a previous life.

by UrbanAndy November 13, 2011

lavoris licker

Noun: Person who prefers the taste of the 100 year old mouthwash to the actual taste of the person they are with.

The Lavoris Licker chugged half a bottle to wipe out the raunchy morning taste.

by Weena69 July 19, 2013

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

plumb licker

a girl who licks another girls plumb. i.e. vagina

that girl is a total plumb licker.

by therealtito October 15, 2013

peanut licker

An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.

An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.

See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.

1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.

2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.

3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.

by tako November 23, 2013

milk licker

When u suck on the tit of a goat until milk cums out

That farmer down the street is a milk licker

by fuckfaceniggertitties February 13, 2014