Skyline Rug Leech

The Skyline Rug Leech is an exotic form of intercourse. It is performed by 2 or more people whom are all over the height of 5 feet 8 inches. It is started by rubbing Old Spice Krakenguard deodorant until spread onto every sqaure inch of everybody participating until they are visibly covered in it. One of the participants is too lay flat on a rug with a bandana covering their eyes. The following participants tgen each take turns scraping the deodorant off the laying participants body with their hair and kitchen utensils. The deodorant is then formed into an deodarant stick and placed with utmost carefulness into the laying participants asshole. You then repeat this process with every participant.

Me and Laith are totally down for the Skyline Rug Leech. What a cool experience!

by The Rug Leech. September 22, 2025

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There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

When children are starving in Africa

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

by awyouknow July 20, 2022

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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.

Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024

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