by UrLocalAroAce November 15, 2023

Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)
by Nofucks0361 March 20, 2019

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee
by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop
by Dingofish May 15, 2024

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes
by Moo.sam December 2, 2024
