Kentucky Lizard Twister

1) It's a fun Friday night.

2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.

Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!

by Capn'Quad January 6, 2018

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Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

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Kentucky Fuck Pucket

The excretion of all human fluids (except blood) and Siracusa into a bucket. It has to be stirred by a horses tail or hair and either poured onto an individual or used as lubricant.

Kyle lost a bet and had to do a Kentucky Fuck Pucket

by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022

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Kentucky Fried Bumhole

When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.

Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter

by Langdon Fertility Clinic October 10, 2020

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While giving love to a female, you put grass clippings in her vagina. You tuck the grass clippings really snug and whenever she coughs, sneezes, screams, or queefs she shoots out these clippings to a similar fashion that a leaf blower would blow them.

Yea man after mowing yesterday my wife gave me the Kentucky leaf blower

by g_dongz August 28, 2020

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