kentucky tounge punch

The act of flicking your toung in and out of someones butthole, after you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken together, on horseback.

Me and my sister-cousin did a Kentucky tounge punch the other day and my butts still clean as a whistle.

by Psychedelic frog July 5, 2021

Kentucky Fried Bumhole

When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.

Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter

by Langdon Fertility Clinic October 10, 2020

Kentucky Fuck Pucket

The excretion of all human fluids (except blood) and Siracusa into a bucket. It has to be stirred by a horses tail or hair and either poured onto an individual or used as lubricant.

Kyle lost a bet and had to do a Kentucky Fuck Pucket

by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022

Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022

Kentucky Lizard Twister

1) It's a fun Friday night.

2) A non-real threat used to scare middle schoolers.

Don't make me give you a Kentucky Lizard Twister!

by Capn'Quad January 6, 2018

Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.

She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me

by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017