The Jungle
The Jungle is a dangerous place to visit during sex...and must be shaven down every week. The Jungle is created when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a year and half. It is so overgrown that the crabs and lice have to use a machetes to get the bush and explore it like a jungle.
"Before you have sex man...please tell your girl to shave...you want to avoid The Jungle"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
"What's the Jungle?"
*takes a shot of whiskey*
"You don't wanna know....it was a very hairy situation....you'll get lost if you go face deep in there"
The Jungle by Tornado dude September 7, 2021
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