Sarah-Jade Morin

BEST ROOMATE EVER, she gives me eggs and im her pimp. I LOVE HER

You made 290$ I give you 150$ and i keep 140$. Thank you Sarah-Jade Morin

by BIGGESTASSHOE November 21, 2021

Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’

‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

‘Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’

by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019

Jade

The most beautiful woman in the world, not just because of her cute, shy and timid appearance, but also the inner qualities: her loyalty, how she naively trusts until she can't anymore, and only when given a reason not to; her knowledgeability, being humble and willing to hear all kinds of voices; her persistency, always chases her goals and will overcome any obstacle she meets; and her slight creepiness --- touch her nerves and she will make you regret it.

If you fall in love of her in first sight, be prepared to fall in love again when you get to know her. Love her at all costs, or you might not get a second chance.

“I love Jade, because how can I not?”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jade

Jade loves my mom so much for some reason

We Finna kiss tho/j I mean unless bbg **Moans** I’m kidding I swear but…IM KIDDING LMAO
Honestly I love your mom too

Jade loves my mom **Moans**

by Urmommyishot February 1, 2022

Jade-Lene

Jade-Lene is a beautiful person with an amazing personality she’s a great friend as well as a great girlfriend. If you ever come across a Jade-Lene in your life, you need to hold on to her and never let her go. Jade-Lene is a very energetic person who also loves her peace and quiet at times. Jade-Lene will always stick by your side through the worst of times and will defend you in any means necessary.

Jade-Lene is my favorite person

by Jade-Lene November 19, 2023

Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.

Teacher: "Jade it is your turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*

by AB0L October 8, 2025

Jade

A bad bitch with a phat ass

Damn she’s got a phattie, her names gotta be Jade

by Phatassbadie November 22, 2021