When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
by FatassCurls July 30, 2019
by TravisBrann February 18, 2016
Italian guy with one eye who shits on faces , spreading it all over with his cock, while screaming Yaaaaarrrr Matey as he puts his cock in the girls mouth.
Mike: I totally Italian mud pirated that girl last night, she was upset about the corn on the cob I ate earlier.
by Charlie Bucket II February 18, 2010
Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage
by Huge Sack June 23, 2011
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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