irish handshake

throwing up when getting a hand job

i totally got an irish handshake and it got all up in her hair.

by hayzus April 30, 2006

Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.

"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."

by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006

irish hammer

while fucking a girl from behind, perform a double fisted smash into the small of her back.

"I gave Leah the ol' Irish Hammer last night, and that bitch went nuts!"

by SexionVIII November 3, 2006

irish cream

Some of the purest shit you will ever smoke. This is the craziest dank around. HQ shit

I smoked some irish cream with my bros, it was chill.

by burnafterlit October 24, 2010

Irish Lefty

When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.

"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."

by elmolovesirishlefties April 1, 2009

Irish Creampie

When a dude Creampies in a chick, kindly offers to get her a towel, then skips out the front door without saying Goodbye.

Girl 1"We had this amazing sex! Then he told me he was gonna get me a wipe rag. But he never came back."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a classic Irish Creampie."

by smr1983 August 5, 2017

Irished

Off to a great start, but then to fizzle out.

"That was a great night, last night" said Dave "But I irished it and done a legger"

by preytec2 January 5, 2017