twat poop

The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.

That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.

That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.

by Alex J Brody June 17, 2008

taking a poop

The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet.

Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey!
Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn.

by Josh and Mike May 4, 2006

hot poop

steamy shit that comes out of my ass due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility

I shit hot poop in a playground after eating at that place

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

poop text

n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation

know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.

by dommysalami August 9, 2010

Banana Poop

That nasty stuff at the bottom of the banana that everyone cuts out. Banana Poop.

Steve: Dude, did you just eat that banana poop?
Bob: Hell yeah I did.
Steve: I..I don't think that we can be friends anymore

by Mellow Fellow December 24, 2009

poop storm

When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.

"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"

by The Mink August 10, 2006

poop egg

a poop that is shaped like a fucking egg

Person 1: did my bird just lay a poop egg
Person 2: no its a pooop thats shaped like an egg
Person 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT UR A POOP EGG

by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018