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Froyo-ed

The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.
Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"
by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021
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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
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picasso-ed

when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.
Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.
by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010
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ED

Code word for eating disorder. If you don't know it, you don't have an ed.
"I've relapsed in my ed"
"My ed wants me too.."
"ED's are not something to gloat about; if you have had one you don't want to talk about it"
by EDawareness April 6, 2021
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ed sheeran

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork
by suckmevageena February 4, 2022
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ed daffern

Ed dafferns always have a milf of a mum called Bridget who has huge hoggers and loves young meat. Ed dafferns are always convicted nonces who have huge muscles and no hair.
Jhee Ed daffern get away from the primary school and put on a top I can see ur muscles and huge cock
by Lewis brown October 31, 2020
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