you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

frozen peaches

A southern expression used to convey a sense of astonishment/ excitement

Frozen peaches! I dropped my boiled peanuts on Jimmy!

by Bunnyslipper May 8, 2019

Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

Sex

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!

by anonymous May 5, 2025

Peach

A term to define the back of a mans

testicles.

Gavin mooned us and accidentally showed his peach.

by Howdoidoit July 25, 2021

peach head

Someone who is typically losing their hair; when they cut they're hair short it feels like a peach! Balding hair feels very light and fuzzy which feels like a peach.

Thats my peach head I love him so much.

by BlakeyBoo December 31, 2016

Peaches and cream

Peaches and cream are the lollies from Allen’s. The best lollie ever made.

Fuck man, I cannot get enough of these peaches and cream lollies.

by Fatchod June 11, 2022

peaches

a fat,bald 2527 year old. She has a crush on donald trump aka orange and thinks she’s funny but just a weirdo :)

air:is that peaches
grass:yes but next time say fat,bald 2527 year old

by Oliwia Babara October 13, 2020