ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro May 7, 2018

Minute Leech

A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong

The Minute Leech missed the boat because she was walking slowly on purpose.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017

Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016

20 Minute Challenge

Shitting, jerking-off, showering, shaving, and getting dressed, all within 20 minutes.

Guy 1: Hey, we gotta leave in 20 minutes.
Guy 2: Alright, I guess it's time for the 20 Minute Challenge

by MCGymNastY September 4, 2016

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes

"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"

by whateversara January 20, 2018

Minute

A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.

“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”

Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”

by Fokewe January 28, 2018