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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Sick Winds

When you think you need to take a FAT shit but it turns out its just a rancid fart
Yo Gabe just rushed to the shitter, but it turns out he just had a case of the sick winds
by The Downtalkers December 4, 2020
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Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.
Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!
by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025
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Himp wind

Skipping in the rain while under an umbrella.
She just came back from a himp wind
by Hypedhero January 24, 2019
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wind noise

a really good blow job.

basically sucking licking and blowing a guys dick.
that guy really wants me to give him wind noise
by xxhottterthanyouu May 5, 2008
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tickle wind

When you fart and no sound is heard. When there is just air comming out of your butthole and it tickles.
Bob: "Alright, It's coming!!!" *grunts and has tickle wind*

Jerry: "What in the F**K kind of fart was that."
by Mr. Nibba November 18, 2017
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long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO January 31, 2017
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