off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 10, 2005

hard amounts

A large quantity.
Used to show enthusiasm.
Drugs.

"Are you going to come and play a game of tennis?"
"Yes mate, hard amounts."

"Mate did you find some hard amounts?"
"Pff, yes. lol"

by Cock McStalion May 24, 2008

Hard stroking

To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them

Damn my girl like it when I be hard stroking her

by Creamycameltoe69 September 8, 2018

hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

by Idito January 22, 2018

Hard Jewelry

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021

hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 8, 2013