A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.
Person 1: "I'll see you in thirty Cody minutes."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
by BepsiMang November 8, 2025
Get the Cody minutesmug. Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug. Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023
Get the 5 more minutesmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutesmug. by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019
Get the A Soldier’s Minutemug. Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!
by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019
Get the Grip of Minutesmug. by Captain za October 27, 2023
Get the 45 minutesmug.