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air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)
"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"
by Taffeta_ May 31, 2024
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Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.
Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!
by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024
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Dry humping after party

March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night
Natalie- We will have a dry humping after party

Us- HECK YES
by 67U3jame March 28, 2025
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Dry humping after party

March 29th. It's a day for after someone birthday party and for the afterparty it will be time to dry humping through the night
Let's have a dry humping after party.
by 67U3jame March 28, 2025
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hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"
by randomguy132 July 16, 2023
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Dry Hump

A sexual term when a man or woman grinds up against a object or person.

In reference to a form of : sex act
Like when a man or boy grab a female from behind in a bear hug then has dry sex with her she being unwillingly , involved.

Or at any public schools when teenagers grab a girl or girls and dry humps her 3 min ect.
A sex act - type of trespassing assualt .
Dry Hump : The woman said "he grind up against her on the city bus".
It's called- Dry Sex / Dry Humping
by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
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