hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.

Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.

by Hotlunchable August 25, 2018

hoodie

A sweatshirt with a hood, mostly warm.

( Martha and Nora are both wearing hoodies)
Martha: " You look so funny in that hoodie! ( @ Nora) "
Katie: " Hahahahahahahahahaha! "
Nora: " Excuse me, I am not a mirror, Martha. "
( Martha walks away with Katie, mad. )

by TweezerCAT5221 October 30, 2018

Hoogenboom

verb. The act of ruining a perfectly good grill, filled with juicy steaks, by placing a lame-ass veggie patty on it.

Man this cookout looks delicious! Wait. Who the fuck just Hoogenboomed the grill???

by Orc penis December 4, 2018

Hootiegaar

This is a name you can call any item when you don’t know the traditional name for it or have no idea what it’s really called.

“Wow this is the the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“What is that you’ve got there?”
“Well my friend, it’s a uh, umm,” tries to think of what it’s called to no avail, “by golly I do believe this is a hootiegaar.”

by Dirty Dingus Mageesue December 17, 2018

hoagie

A chode.

That kid Michael has a little hoagie with no meat of mayo. Cassie said there she took one bite and she was out of there.

by jefferson85_man December 30, 2018

hoodie

something a guy can give to a girl to make her the happiest girl alive.

guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: *takes off hoodie and hands it to you*
i think you would look better in that than me :)
girl: omg i love you :)))))

by aamoser February 9, 2019

Hoodie

Hoodie:Noun,A necessity for introverts

Introvert:Phone,check. Sketchbook,check. Hoodie,check.

by DewDrop66 May 2, 2019