The sexual act of pouring maple syrup on your balls then waiting out side for some type of woodland critter to lick the syrup off your balls and then cum into the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup and repeat.
guy 1: Dude i just got a Canada's history by a squirrel \
guy 2: Aww man! I got mine from polar bear.
guy 2: Aww man! I got mine from polar bear.
by ushouldtryit February 8, 2010
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a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010
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Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
while playing gears of war "I just curb stomped that bitch in the face"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"
"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"
"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
by [Cyber Pirate] February 8, 2007
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while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)
by nutriaoso February 5, 2010
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by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010
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by Ivory_Dealer February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.
Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.
Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.
One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.
Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.
Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.
by Colbert's Sexy February 5, 2010
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