n. An intricately ritualized, traditional and jaw-droppingly depraved Canuckian sex act which involves the following elements:
An hermaphrodite, the Stanley Cup, a bull moose and two pre-op transgender wannabe shemales balancing on a dog sled pulled by three dozen shaved beavers. The transgenders lube up their puckering loveholes with copious amounts of genuine grade-A maple syrup and both proceed to simultaneously mount his/her respective moose antler and fuck the shit out of it. The hermaphrodite then allows him/her self to be skullfucked by both shemales in his/her turn and giving a foot job to the shemale who is not concurrently being blown. After greedily scarfing down their cum, the hermaphrodite vomits it into the Stanley Cup, halts the sled and slaughters a half dozen of the shaved beavers and collects their blood in the Stanley Cup. He/she then uses half the blood/cum mixture to lube up the moose's asshole and fucks it; then uses the other half to lube up his/her own ass so as to take the stud's hefty load inside his/her ass. (During this time, the two shemales drink one pint of maple syrup to boost their languishing energy.) Then, the two aspiring shemales fuck in the ass or "beaver", according to his/her choice, the remaining two and a half dozen shaved beavers and then bite off and ingest whole, their heads one by one after filling them each nearly to bursting with cum so that their little beaver eyes are practically begging for a swift and merciful death.
An hermaphrodite, the Stanley Cup, a bull moose and two pre-op transgender wannabe shemales balancing on a dog sled pulled by three dozen shaved beavers. The transgenders lube up their puckering loveholes with copious amounts of genuine grade-A maple syrup and both proceed to simultaneously mount his/her respective moose antler and fuck the shit out of it. The hermaphrodite then allows him/her self to be skullfucked by both shemales in his/her turn and giving a foot job to the shemale who is not concurrently being blown. After greedily scarfing down their cum, the hermaphrodite vomits it into the Stanley Cup, halts the sled and slaughters a half dozen of the shaved beavers and collects their blood in the Stanley Cup. He/she then uses half the blood/cum mixture to lube up the moose's asshole and fucks it; then uses the other half to lube up his/her own ass so as to take the stud's hefty load inside his/her ass. (During this time, the two shemales drink one pint of maple syrup to boost their languishing energy.) Then, the two aspiring shemales fuck in the ass or "beaver", according to his/her choice, the remaining two and a half dozen shaved beavers and then bite off and ingest whole, their heads one by one after filling them each nearly to bursting with cum so that their little beaver eyes are practically begging for a swift and merciful death.
Say there, Bullwinkle, you've got some fine antlers. How would you feel about doing a Canada's History with me and my two close friends?
by anhistory February 05, 2010
really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special
a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
by will appear online Your pseudo November 28, 2010
while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.
while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)
by nutriaoso February 05, 2010
The movie with derek played by that guy from fight club Edward Norton^-^
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
while playing gears of war "I just curb stomped that bitch in the face"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"
"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"
"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
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by exsess February 05, 2010
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A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.
by Ivory_Dealer February 05, 2010