helmethead

a person who is retarded

another form of the word is helmet or helmets plural!

My friends are such helmetheads.

You guys are being such helmets.

dannanananananaBATMAN'S A HELMET!

by Green Lantern and Cat Woman!!! June 22, 2008

Helen Special

When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.

Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.

by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009

Mixing Helmet

You are a complete fucking herb if you wear a helmet to spin records.

Yo B! I wore this tight ass mixing helmet up in the club last night.

by herbal_life October 9, 2006

Pussy Helmet

A miniskirt that is so short as to to be just long enough to cover the pussy.

A miniskirt not much larger than a belt.

That pussy helmet is so short it's a wonder she hasn't been arrested for prostitution.

by skwirly January 4, 2012

Johnny's Helmet

Another word for a condom. Taken from the Hit movie 40 days and 40 nights.

1: So strap on Johnny's Helmet and go for it!
2: Yeah, Okay. (breathes in deeply) I can do this.

by hconf1 December 21, 2005

helmet head

A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.

"Hey Johnny, look at those helmet heads chasing the ducks."

by mtotheo November 7, 2003

mushroom helmet

The end part of a mans penis which is so hardand sore it eventually looks like a mushroom.

Me -"CRIST! Look at that germans bell!"
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*

by GirlSkater May 2, 2004