The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Dick Hands

A girl with really soft hands and knows how to massage your dick well.

You have great Dick hands! Ahhh I love it when you touch my dick .

by Peanutbuttervibezz April 18, 2018

hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.

It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.

by Speck747 November 11, 2015

hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.

*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"

by CA5Taway May 19, 2016

silver-handed

Like "silver-tongued" but in deaf world whereas their sign language is well-expressed, picturesque, intellect and eloquent.

Girls talking about their ASL teacher giving Shakespeare act in the class a hour ago.

Girl 1: "He signed very beautiful!"

Girl 2: "Yeah and he appears attractive in it!"

Girl 3: "I agree. He is silver-handed."

by Rocketbeard November 24, 2013

Town hands

When you've been out and about all day and you haven't washed your hands

"Ew don't touch my food, you've got town hands"

by @Ivøriesofficial June 13, 2018

hand axe

A prehistoric tool that is the equivalent of an axe head yet was held in the hand. Made of stone, it was chipped around the edges to make it sharp. Most cavemen fossils are accompanied by these.

It wouldn't surprise me if stone age jungle dwellers still use a hand axe.

by happyatcommonsense February 22, 2015