mandy hand

A very dry, sad, even painful handjob admistered by very chapped hands.

Sally gave me a $5 mandy hand behind the Taco Bell dumpster, but at least it was cheap.

by Dugan Champaign November 17, 2022

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hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021

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Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.

The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.

by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021

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When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.

"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"

by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021

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Mehlige Hand

A German idiom describing someone, who is a particularly experienced baker.

A: “mmh these cookies are delicious! You must have a real mehlige Hand.”
B: “Thank you so much!”

by MyLittlePonyLoverXXX December 5, 2021

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Left Hand

Left hand is when you ask your bf/gf left or right. If they say left, you owe them a kiss if they say right they get a hug. But you can change up the hands after awhile and make Left hand a hug, flowers and right hand could be a kiss, buying them something.

Jakob- “left or right”
Debb- “Left”
Left hand would be hug now Jakob has to hug Debb

by Kodoa June 21, 2022

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