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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017
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Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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hump dump

I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind
by Kyskee August 22, 2017
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National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect
Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people
by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019
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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
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hump and gather

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".
The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."
by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021
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Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.
I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.
by CockDiesal August 13, 2009
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