Got the short straw

Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.

Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.

by kahramanj August 6, 2019

mans got a text

an amazing inspiring quote from tommy fury on the very itellegent show love island

mans got a text

by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019

Got in on the ground floor

A business term meaning to join a company at or very close to the time it was founded—allowing you to potentially gain senority/executive authority early and obtain a high percentage of company stock ownership before the company gets big.

Jeff is probably worth $50 million now, I heard he got in on the ground floor with BigOil and owns over 10% of their stock!

by Engineer kid June 7, 2018

I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

americas got tallent

a show where kids and grownups make a fool of themself and roast the judges to a crisp

"did you see americas got tallent?"
yeah it sucked

by what are you doing step bro! September 17, 2020

Jimmy got the stimmy

When an individual gets or secures a scarce item desired by others

My friend tom has been waiting in line for the new PS5 for over an hour and got it so Jimmy got the stimmy

by FortLibra June 25, 2021

got ya hat

A magic phrase that activates a brutal beating on the user.

Jake Paul: "Got ya hat!"
Floyd: "So you have chosen death" *proceeds to beat the shit out of Jake*

by Big_Boi_Shade May 7, 2021