Indian flicker gooning

Indian flicker gooning is where one does not shower for months or years on end to build up layers of grime all over their body. they proceed to flicker goon and in doing so, slowly chip away at the layers of crust that have built up over the previously mentioned no shower period. Right before climax, the gooner must grab a bowl and ejaculate into it for later. this saved semen will later be used in a traditon indian street food dish as a placeholder for any type of cream.

im starting my no-shower year, i want to try indian flicker gooning

by Creamiest leader December 21, 2024

Dagestani flicker goon

A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone

Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.

by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025

Goon

Goon means Ezra Feilbogen

Damm you be gooning with the boys

by Ball1234 September 30, 2020

Moon Gooning

It is gooning but on a spiritual level under the moonlight.

“Me and eagle eye are going moon gooning tonight.”

by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023

Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024

Flicker gooning

The action of gooning in a complex rhythm in order to accend to a new plane of existence. this is not for the faint of heart as it’s claimed the life of many. very few have successfully accomplished this to completion.

Last night larsson Micheal Jarvis was flicker gooning so hard he is no longer with us

by RealRibby May 24, 2024

Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025