google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 13, 2013

post-Google

after google was started

post-Google Earth era

by hackerrazzi January 24, 2012

Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 01, 2019

Google fever

When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.

The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.

RO*I had Google fever.
Simple

by Your classic crackhead March 20, 2019

google slides

google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019

you got a pair of google slides? me too!

by relevationslrf February 24, 2022

google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

by Hawiw November 03, 2016

daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google

Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?

by An0ny-m0use December 02, 2020