A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
by CakeLiar November 02, 2020
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SNEAKY GOBLIN TICTACS

Rank 40 Squig Herder that uses SNEAKY GOBLIN TICTACS
by Petesmash-the-Reincarnated November 11, 2008
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Going full goblin mode

When you can't reach the cables under a desk so you just cheat everything.
-Damn I can't reach the cables

-Screw that, I'm going full goblin mode
by Nutitoo May 12, 2023
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This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.
Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?
by CakeLiar November 02, 2020
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oh my goblin in a pants suit

This was once said to me by AshCourt1 on wattpad and I don't know where it came from or if it's a reference to something but I now use this expression.
AshCourt1- Oh my goblin in a pants suit! That cat you have in you profile pic looks nearly identical to mine!
by catsanddogs123456 May 17, 2018
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Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.
Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.
by Wongisdsadas November 21, 2019
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A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts
Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"
by KristianPlayzGamez November 21, 2021
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