Quasi-girlfriend

A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyfriend / husband returns.

Meghan was his quasi-girlfriend; She was only seeing him seriously until her boyfriend returned from Germany.

by Giirri April 17, 2008

girlfriend

a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak

i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef

by asian August 8, 2006

Girlfriend

Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain

Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend!!
Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry!

by d_reck573 April 7, 2009

girlfriend

Pain in the ass

My girlfriend's a pain in the ass

by dood594 October 27, 2008

girlfriend

A girl that a guy isn't supposed to have more than one of, but does anyway.

"OMG...are you watching porno?!?!?!?!??!"

by Schyler May 18, 2004

Girlfriend

Synonyms of bitchy female and sex partner.
Female who took away at least half of your income.

This is my bitch, Mary.

by Mokonamon August 8, 2006

My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.

editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."

submittor: "argh! rejection!"

by tehflip March 19, 2008