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fucktard

a person that cant do anything with their life, they are annoying, and rude. Also it's fun to call your friends that so they get mad at you.
by what's your handle?? January 13, 2018
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That fucktard owes me money
by Chitstain February 9, 2021
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fucktarditis

noun: This disease is caught at some random point in life while in the presence of another carrier/host's fucktardedness. It lays dormant until the carrier/host behaves in the most supremely idiotic way that fucktarditis activates to then completely envelope the host.

CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.

At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.

fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.
*(1) Casey caught fucktarditis when he kissed a girl on a dare. They are currently invading people's personal space, spreading fucktarditis at an unbelievably rapid rate.

8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!
by *gypsy*soul* August 3, 2022
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Simon Winter is such a fucktard.
by Vg2014 June 19, 2016
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Fucktard

Someone who does SOMETHING/ANYTHING deemed retardedly funny & accepted by the mass society of Heathens & they laugh. BUT when that same someone takes it TOO FAR & noone laughs, but instead says “What in the actual Fuck!?!”
Bruh, did you see that Kanye video of him campaigning!? Lol what he said about Harriet Tubman...fool is black doesn’t even know about the history. That’s not him being Bipolar that’s him being a Fucktard!!
by imreene September 29, 2020
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Fucktard

A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."
by hdjsnezksk March 19, 2023
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Fucktard

A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.
Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard
by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012
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