fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)

37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"

by XenoXenoXenoX September 3, 2008

tinkle fairy

one who tries to be cool but fails and just ends up looking like a fag or a douche

- Did you see Pat B last period?

- He was being such a tinkle fairy.

by Ryan Amado the Gangster December 1, 2009

Fairy tail

An amine that started out OK but then got f*cked in the butt. Mostly filler episodes and a great source for: fan hub, porn hub, or deviant art

Did you see that new Fairy tail episode? Its about...fillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfiller

by gamer22394 May 11, 2015

Fairytails

A story usually told through a book or movie with famous actors/actresses that all have the same theme of prince charming comes and sweeps the princess off her feet and they ride off together into the sunset.
They make us feel as if there actually maybe a possibility it could happen to us afterwards and gives us something to dream about.

fairytails are not meant to be reality

by lb875t January 31, 2009

fairy pillow

the cum soaked pillow of a homosexual male.

emilio passed out so we gave him a fairy pillow...

by fairypillow February 20, 2011

Embryo Fairy

A night-time fairy, similiar to the tooth fairy, who comes in the middle of the night to remove unwanted embryos and replace them with condoms.

Dude, the embryo fairy totally came last night, check out all these Trojan condoms I got!

by G to the unit January 15, 2008

Hairy Bear Fairy

The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.

"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008