boom goes the kitty

Boom goes the kitty is the act of putting your stupid old cat into a microwave and turning it on wait about 20-30 seconds and BOOM GOES THE KITTY! enjoy with a nice white wine and crackers.
That effin cat luigi shit on the floor again so i threw him in the old microwave and BOOM GOES THE KITTY!
by Panty Tramps September 14, 2011
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Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.
I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!
by hardtopickname February 28, 2013
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tighter than kitties

something that is awesome, cool, or just plain a-fucking-mazing.
Man, them cars are tighter than kitties.
by choicekillschance June 29, 2010
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Plucking that kitty cat

Licking the vagina to ultimate victory making the Orgasm orgasmic
John Was making that pussy meow and Molly loved it and yelled thank you for plucking that kitty cat

Let's make sure that Jeffery doesn't find out. Don't think he would like me plucking that kitty cat
by Sugarsosweet July 01, 2013
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ferocious kitty cat

ferocious kitty cat is instead of saying fuck
"that was so fucking cool"
"excuse me thats illegal just say ferocious kitty cat like god (eye roll)"
by makena is hot December 01, 2021
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smooth as kitty litter

being un-smooth
ow, i just triped over a flat surface

smooth as kitty litter bro...
by 0nec00lcat January 11, 2012
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