Floor Whore

The dumpy lady that you hire for $6 to half ass clean the floors and toilets. You can usually get her to do weird things like lick the bowl if you pay her because she needs the money. She has gray teeth and a crooked face indicating that she may or may not have been curb stomped at some point.

Did you see the Floor Whore that Bernie hired to clean the shitter at the soccer field?? She has a fucked up grill...

by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021

Floor

The lava generator

"The floor is lava!"
"Ohhh crap!"

by korosenai November 1, 2019

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018