fatherless behaviour

if you say “fatherless behaviour” you are implying that you have a poop kink

“fatherless behaviour”
“what the fuck dude that’s disgusting!?”

by micahlmao September 4, 2021

fattered

A shapely and pleasant looking ass, usually something accompanied by muscular thighs and hips. A gender neutral adjective word though mostly seen on gay gym bunnies. Not to be confused with" Table top ass" "Donk" or "Fattie". Synonyms for Bubble butt, muscle butt, and cake ass.

Shapely gym bunny walls by two guys.

Straight Guy 1: Shit! Did you see that?

Straight Guy 2: Hell yeah, That fattered gym bunny?! I'd hit it. No homo

Guy 1: Dude.......

Booty Bubble butt pass the ass

by Asstothegrass24 September 13, 2016

father cummy cake

When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)

-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!

Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!

by Kimmiebear November 26, 2010

fagteria

gay germs

dont touch me you homo i dont want your fagteria

by erdybrrdgrrl September 3, 2011

Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

by nihlismrules December 9, 2011

Famter

Famter - or family banter - is the kind of banter that can only be shared with a family.

It is different to friendly banter in that it usually is from your childhood and is every single one of your worst memories.

Famter is guaranteed to bring up some deeply-buried memories and will probably require several trips to a psychiatrist afterwards.

Jen: "Hey dave remember that time when you were 5 and you shit yourself at Ellie's christening?"

Dave: "This famter will be the death of me"

by daleoo December 15, 2011

father terry

A paedophile who works at a catholic girls school as an excuse to watch girls and even creates a judo club so he can gain physical contact with them. Also likes to eat insects and spit on people when he talks.

Oh god, there's father terry, watch out

by artyfartybitch November 11, 2015