Fat Shaggy

An overweight or obese dirty blonde man who has neglected to maintain his hair for an extended period of time, giving him a resemblance to a fat Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from the cartoon Scooby-Doo.

I forgot to get my hair cut and now I look like a fat shaggy.

by Haikon March 4, 2011

Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

by Chedwardo June 4, 2018

fat sue

a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!

Man, Bob grabbed fat Sue again last night. oh well, better than rosey palm! booty}

by Bob from catland January 8, 2012

Fat Sal

The female version of Fat Joe

Girl 1: "I wanna chick with thick hips
That licks her lips, She can be the office type or like to strip"

Girl 2: "She is such a Fat Sal"

by ANID86 January 4, 2012

Fat Kathie

An overweight girl who is an avid lover of biscuits. Often seen walking around with the rest of her large friends sporting a huge gap between her teeth.

"Quit being a fat kathie and hogging all the biscuits!

by critterrrrr November 23, 2009

Fat cock

Taehyung's Fat, large, massive, heavy and colossal cock.

- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!

- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.

- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!

- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!

- "who is the bottom in taekook?"

"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"

"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"

by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022

Fat Smash

Another term for when you go poop.

I'm about to have a fat smash!

by majorbro November 12, 2010