Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.

I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.

by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022

Hillary-ed

The act of believing someone is inauthentic, without any reason, cause or proof of their inauthenticity.

"I love kristen stewart. did you see her in that new rolling stones video?"

"Ugh i think she's so annoying. I just don't believe her."

"omg, hillary-ed."

by kablam2789 January 12, 2017

Snowball ed

Someone who has short, round white hair that takes care of a secondary school in Liverpool

Who's that man over there? Is his name Pe-ta?
No it's snowball ed

by Chris Pajak March 24, 2021

whack-ed

combination of 'whack' as if to inflict pain on a fellow being, and wicked. so in deffanition its whackety wicked boshank me whack, what?

that damn ride dats whacked man!

'oohhhh whaccccckkkkkkeeeed!'

by michael clarke May 4, 2004

Ed Sheeran

the hottest person on planet earth and the only acceptable ginger.

You dont like ed sheeran?
"i will come murder your entire family you little shit."

by blablashart May 18, 2022

Ed Sheeran

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran

I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool

by James 'Jim' Christopher Adkins June 14, 2024

Ed

A man who is very very punny. He makes puns all the time and he is very loveable.

"Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."

by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015